Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: June 7 - 13Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Everything happens for a reason, even if we don’t know what that reason may be. Except for your parents’...
Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: May 31 - June 6Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) It's Memorial Day! Time to celebrate all the people who have sacrificed for the greater good. Something you...
Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: May 24 - 31Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Maybe you should take some time this week to think of ways to be less of a loser. Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)...
Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: May 17 - 23Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Congrats, you will lose 8 lbs this week! It’ll all be from your boobs, though. Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) May is...