Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: Jan 18 - 24Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) You realize this week that when Armie Hammer messaged you on Instagram last year, he wasn't looking to eat you....
Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: Jan 11 - 17Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Watch out for black cats this week. Not because they’re bad luck, but because one of them is going to scratch...
Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: Jan 4 - 10Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) New year, new you! Just kidding, you’re going to make the same mistakes you made last year. Aquarius (Jan...
Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: Dec. 28 - Jan. 3Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20) This week you will go blind. And deaf and dumb. And you also suck (but you should have already known that)....