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Anti-Vaxxer Suddenly Upset Covid-19 Vaccine Isn’t Readily Available To Her Yet

Tina Thompson, 28, is upset.

“Everyone is advocating for this new ‘cure’ to the coronavirus disease. And all I’m waiting for is to let everyone know I’m refusing it!”

Thompson has been posting every day on social media that she will not allow anyone to ‘put those evil toxins in her body.’ Unfortunately, she can’t find a clinic or pharmacy that will administer to her age group yet. Her favorite pastime has been telling anyone who will listen why she won’t get a vaccine that will help cull a deadly global pandemic.

“All I need are my superfoods, various detox cleanses and healing crystals to keep me strong, healthy, and to ward off any ‘disease.’ Better than any mask I could ever wear!”


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