It’s important to keep that ego in check; instead of lifting you up, how about some messages to deflate that big, stupid head of yours? Try out these fun and hateful phrases to burst that self-esteem bubble!
She’s like really pretty and youthful, and oh, are those crow’s feet showing up around your eyes?
You can keep this one up year-round since it applies to most of the guys you date.
Some good advice that you’ll most likely fail following.
Just a daily reminder, cheers!
Just stating facts!