Who knew that jeans that literally look good on no one would be all the rage again? The tattered, water-damaged box sitting in the basement warehouse since 1997 had meant to be thrown out years ago. But with the aching desire of every teenage girl to wear jeans that make them look like they have a fupa and a pancake ass, we’ve been able to send the box out to one of the most popular jeans stores in town.
Maybe next we can get rid of those jeans that have those little bows going up the side.