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Diedre's Take: Bathing My Kids in Mud to Be the Latest Dirty Celeb Family



You've all probably heard by now of the latest trend in celebrity culture: not bathing. Celebs like Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, Dax Shepard and the girl from that one show, and then someone else, I forget – they have all admitted to not bathing their children unless they smell.


And with all the media attention surrounding these dirty celeb families, I decided to take it one step further. I took my kids to a pig farm and let them slop around with the swine until they were good and dirty. The mud dries and leaves a perfect crust of filth on them. No one is going to be filthier than my children!


I am now booked on several talk shows and podcasts to discuss my children's bathing habits. It's all to keep them close to the earth, natural oils remaining on their body, yadda yadda. I'm in the process of creating a body wash called Mud for Kids. It's just mud. But mud from the nicest pig farm in the state of California!

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