Not since the Geneva Conventions have war crimes been this lit!
And guess what? You are one tough bitch who doesn't let people fuck around. So it's time to rape, pillage, and torture your way into the history books, because let's face it. You deserve it, babe.
All you need are a pair of trendy combat boots, one of those '70s style jumpsuits, and a plane ticket to the Ukraine. Strap yourself into an army tank and roll your way into a small town where hundreds of people live simple, but free lives. Not anymore!
God, the thought of you with an Uzi hanging off your shoulders sends us, girl.
Time to take your power back and embrace the Goddess within.