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Five Gifts to Give Your Frenemy For Galentine’s Day

A framed photo of you and her boyfriend. She shouldn’t be so weird about you being so close with Jake.

A gift certificate to the spa she got fired from. Is it your fault you forgot she used to work there for six years before she got fired for being stoned all the time?

A really cute miniskirt that is two sizes too small. Maybe if she cut out those breakfast burritos at brunch a little more often she could actually fit into it.

A bundle of self-help books. Do we really need to explain this?

And if you’re feeling really generous, a trip for two to Cabo. By the way she’s taking you. You’re sharing the hotel room with only one bed. She’s just gonna have to learn to deal with your night terrors.

You’re welcome!


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