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How to Achieve Super Soft Skin by Making a Blood Sacrifice to a Demon God. Results Within Hours!

In these hot summer months, your skincare is so important, and so is keeping the demonic forces around you satisfied.

Here are some tips to get your skin feeling oh so soft and looking glowy…and for what you can use as an offering to the Dark One!

  • Make sure you get into a nightly skincare routine. This won’t matter when you make a pact with the demon god (a foolproof plan) but it’s still good to make an effort so no one gets suspicious.

  • Put on moisturizer at least twice a day, and about a pint of fresh blood should work just fine for your sacrifice. Make sure your source is still alive…demons won’t be appeased if your offering is stale and coagulated.

  • Want skin that makes you look 10 years younger? Try two pints…this varies from demon god to demon god and they might not want to make it happen, so it helps to sweeten the deal by throwing in an extra pint.


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