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How to Cradle your Boyfriend’s Fragile Male Ego like a Newborn Babe

Step 1: Watch that sass, missy! Men don’t like to have their comments, actions, or opinions questioned. If you do, you may trigger a temper tantrum. Tread those waters carefully.

Step 2: Tell him he’s the biggest you’ve ever seen. He isn’t? Doesn’t matter! Penis size is the most important thing in the world to him. And if he knows there are others out there bigger than him, it’s going to give you a one-way ticket to single town.

Step 3: Actually cradle him. Just make sure none of his bros see!


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