It’s time to show your friends you’re a responsible adult by showing off your very own 400 square-foot slice of heaven!
Put up string lights for a more festive look. Don’t worry, you don’t have to buy the extra long ones. The ones geared towards a child’s playhouse should do it.
Put a nice doily on the toilet. So that people will think you just have an extra cute little ceramic chair.
Smoker friends need a drag? No worries! Have them step out to the terrace. By terrace you mean have them lean out the kitchen window. For best leverage, they should climb into the sink and squat there.
Give everyone individual chip bags and fun size candy bars. This way you won’t have to put out a bowl everyone uses. Let’s face it, you don’t have room to put a bowl down anywhere!
Happy partying. Don’t forget to cry after everyone’s gone in your bathtub bed!