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I'm All for Female Empowerment as Long as It Doesn't Involve Cindy in Accounting

Women have got to stop creating obstacles for other women to succeed! Time and time again, you hear stories of women's cattiness and spitefulness. It's as if they've never heard of feminism before! All women should have equal chances with a man to do well in the workforce. Except that loser accountant, Cindy. She gets on my nerves.

Like the other day, I saw her talking on the phone and crying. I don't know, something to do with death or whatever. Since when do we allow people to waste time at work? Get back to it, Cindy!

And she always eats these large meals at lunch. Not doing anything for your figure, Cindy!

Plus she never contributes to work meetings. She just quietly sits there taking notes. If you don't have anything to say, Cindy, then why are you here?!

I just can't stand it when women like Cindy aren't constantly hustling to make money and intimidate other women. We stand on the shoulders of the women who came before us. Whose shoulders are you standing on, Cindy? Your dead mom's?

Let's just say all women weren't made to benefit from the feminist movement. Only bitches like me know how to get shit done. Until Cindy crawls out from under that mousy hairdo and starts showing some real rage and hostility, she's holding all of us back.


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