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Instead of Candy, I’m Giving Out Advice This Year!

As a full-time, stay-at-home dog mom, life can get pretty hectic. Especially around this time of year, when all of these kids that are not dogs keep showing up at my door, begging for disgusting sugar-filled lumps of garbage.

I don’t eat candy, never have and never will. And knowing nothing about what children actually like, I’ve decided to give them something much more valuable than a tootsie roll or Reese’s cup…I’m giving them my extremely wise life advice.

They’re really going to love all my tips on how to moisturize your skin properly past the age of 25. It should only be about a 10-15 minute presentation.


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