Are you sick of being at home with your boring cat?
Are you tired of seeing other people have fun together in pre-pandemic videos?
Do you want to be stuck inside a ship with thousands of people, with at least 10 percent of them most likely carrying the coronavirus?
Well then The Glowt Cruise is for you!
Activities on The Glowt Cruise:
Judge other cruise companions' Insta pics by rating them on a scale from 1 to 5 in terms of hotness!
Meditation for Miserable People IN PERSON with Alexandra, our resident mental meditation miracle medium!
Eat bird feed with world class YouTubers who sometimes eat!
Meet Diedre's second cousin, Mary. (Diedre wanted to make it but she had better things to do. Mary is an accountant, but she's sorta cool. She met Diedre once.)
Learn how to dance in a way that doesn't embarrass your friends.
Swim if you don't mind other women judging your bikini bod (or lack thereof!)
Sign up today! Only $10,000/person plus food and drinks.
*The Glowt is not responsible for any drownings or Titanic-like tragedies. We reserve the right to refuse you service if you dress like an idiot.