As I was walking through the mall last weekend shopping for new energy crystals, I caught a glimpse of an astounding sight...it looked like the old cast of Clueless was back together again! Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, and Brittany Murphy were reunited, which was really strange since I was pretty sure Brittany Murphy had been dead for like 10 years.
Walking over to them so I could get an autograph, I realized that was not Cher Horowitz, but a blonde 13-year-old in platforms and a mini backpack; she was even carrying around one of those pens with the feather pouf on the end. She was joined by Dionne and Ty, who had on baggy cargo pants and a plaid shirt tied around her waist...she obviously had not had her makeover yet.
They even had an Elton with them, who wore a vest and khakis, conveyed wealth and success and didn’t look like he knew the meaning of consent. It was a really nostalgic experience, and I couldn’t be happier that all these trends from the 1990s are coming back in style...I can’t wait until I can pull out my Dallas Cowboys starter jacket!