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Opposites Attract: I'm the Funny One and He is the Figment of My Imagination One


They say that opposites attract in romantic relationships. Loved ones have always told me I bring levity and humor to every situation I'm in. I am the bright spot in everyone's day. My boyfriend, on the other hand, is a figment of my imagination.


And that works for us.


Just the other day, I was telling him a funny joke and he didn't say anything, because he's a figment of my imagination.


And when we fight about things, we aren't actually fighting. It's just me yelling at myself, because he's a figment of my imagination.


I told him the other day that I wanted to get married, but I know that we won't, because he's a figment of my imagination.


And the sex is great, because he is a figment of my imagination.


All in all, my boyfriend is just a figment of my imagination.