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Our Latest Product Drop: SNK Oil


All-natural.* Dermatologist recommended.* SNK Oil is infused with Vitamins S, N, and K and something called cyclotetrasiloxane, which we just call “Cyclo-T” to sound cutting edge and to distract from its lack of FDA approval.


Made in small batches and packaged in even smaller bottles, this $400 miracle age-defying oil will smooth skin and Benjamin Button your way to a more youthful face. Apply to your face and body after showering. (Don’t worry! The intense burning and sense of dread just mean it’s working!) See results instantly!


Buy now before it sells out!


*Natural, then altered in a lab.

*Bachelor of Ceramics holder and Glowt-certified skin specialist, Kaela Rhodes.