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Practicing Self-Care Sundays: Lock Your Kids Out of the House


In preparation for the long week ahead, you need to take time for yourself. That's why Self-Care Sundays are so important. That warm bath is calling your name, and so are your awful kids. Before you prepare their poisoned kool-aid, we suggest just locking them out of the house and throwing away the key.


Some may call this "child endangerment" or "neglect." But real child endangerment will happen when Mommy doesn't get her rest and relaxation, prompting her to drive her kids out into the desert and leave them there. And no one wants that...right?