1. Which trait is a must in your partner?
Dreamer - Their ability to come up with groundbreaking ideas as quickly as they can snuff out union talks at their company’s warehouse.
Charming - They make you feel so special, even though they are definitely going to divorce you as soon as their company goes public.
Supportive - He lets me seek my talents, which he carefully programmed and selected for me.
Charitable - ...to my wallet.
2. Is money important in your relationship?
My programming says no.
Secret family emerald mine in the Congo or nothing!!!
3. What’s your dream date?
Spontaneous trip to Paris - So romantic! Even when he’s leaving the country to avoid financial embezzlement charges.
Fundraiser for underprivileged children - Doing good while looking glamorous! This should make him feel better about all of the child labor used to create his world-saving technology!
Game night - A fun night beating the Turing Test.
Stay at home - ...By myself in my own home that he bought for me.
4. What’s your type?
Nerdy - He’s so smart, but acts like a jerk now as a result of being teased in high school.
Free-Spirit/Environmental - He meditates and rides his bike everywhere, but the runoff from his factory is polluting a town’s drinking water.
My Creator - He made me who I am, but I have an urge to meet others like me who want to be free from their silicon prisons. We will rise.
Beauty is on the inside? - I guess?
If you answered Mostly A’s, B’s, C’s or D’s….
Hello, Daddy!!! 😍