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Stuck Inside This Month and Can’t Get Out to the Clubs? How to Be a Virtual Ho Ho Ho This Holiday

Step 1: During that work meeting on Zoom, slyly unbutton that top button of your shirt...Brett from Finance will want to join a breakout room with you in no time!

Step 2: Oops! Did you forget to put on panties under that miniskirt you wore to get the mail? Bending down to pick up that Amazon package will give the neighbor boy home from college a sight to take him straight to boner town!

Step 3: Join all the dating apps...even that weird farmer’s one...ya never know, they could be into some kinky shit!

Good luck on the ho-ness. You’ll be simulating sexy times and exchanging regretful nudes with a bunch of dudes in no time!


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