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The Best Wall Decor For Your One-Bedroom Spinster Cottage By The Sea

Maybe you can get another cat too!

A faded painting of a cheery carnival scene. You’ll need to remember that people have fun, unlike you and your daily wallowing in loneliness.

A black-and-white photo of your one true love that died in the war. What war? Visitors ask...does it really matter? He’s dead, and you’ll never love again.

A collage of you and your cat doing various activities together. Remember that time you had a picnic in the park? How about that time you baked gingerbread at Christmas? Guess if you only have your cat to do these things with, that’s better than nothing.


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