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The Chemical Peel that's ALL Chemical and NO Peel

We know your face could use a lift. Instead of going under the knife, try our new organic chemical peel. It is full of dubious sounding chemicals and promises never to come off. The peel actually becomes part of your face, which is great because your face sucks. It's actually just glue. But at least it will hide your monstrous visage for the rest of your life.

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