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Three Summer Recipes with No Pictures Except Me in a Bikini


It's summertime! What better way to start the summer off right than with tasty summer recipes and superfluous pictures of me posing in front of a pool?


Chia-Spinach-Moss Salad


Ingredients:


Chia

Spinach

Moss


Yeah, just mix up some chia seeds with spinach and some moss growing on the side of your house or near the bog. Use whatever dressing you want.

Eating salads helped me maintain this insanely fit bod.


Banana Mango Palm Oil Smoothie


Ingredients:


Banana

Mango

Palm Oil


Again, blend up the ingredients and make sure your palm oil is pure from like the tropics.

Palm oil may be disgusting but it helps my skin glow like this.


Vegan Cheese and Crackers


Ingredients:


Vegan Cheese

Crackers


Wow, all the things you can do with vegan cheese and crackers. Like put the cheese on the crackers and eat them.

Enjoy your summer foods while you picture me sunbathing by the pool.