Who knew that you could live a healthy life without spending hundreds of dollars on a good-sounding detox cleanse?!
So, we could spend our time doing the green tea cleanse, the smoothie cleanse, the apple cider vinegar cleanse, the pumpkin spice cleanse, and the go fuck yourself cleanse, OR we could just let our body naturally remove toxins from our system!
Here’s the secret ingredients for a healthy new you!
Eat a well-balanced diet
Drink lots of water
Consume alcohol reasonably
Get 7-9 hours of sleep a night
And that’s it! Our diligent Glowt researchers have been tirelessly working on this formula for months, and we are so happy to finally share it with you all! Don’t thank us, thank science!