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Want a Kardashian Ass? Inject Fat from Your Brain into Your Butt!


There's too much fat in your brain. Who needs all that up there? It's weighing your head down and making you think too much.


Now we all would love to have an ass like a Kardashian, right? Sure it's disproportionate to their bodies and definitely isn't real, but who needs real when you can have weird and hot to some men?





Dr. Harmon of Los Angeles Plastic Surgery for the Damned is currently accepting patients who want less brain and more ass. It's a procedure that comes with 100% risk. You may lose a few neurons here and there, but at least you'll be a vegetable with one hell of a dump truck ass!


Learn more about this amazing discovery in plastic surgery here

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