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Five Fun Couples' Destinations that Are Also Portals to Hell

Looking to get away from it all and have a fun time? Not so fast. If you want to experience the following tourist traps, you have to pay your price to the Dark Lord.

The Louvre, Paris, France

It is said that if you honk the left breast of the Venus de Milo that a huge hole in the floor appears and sucks you right into the netherworld.

Disney World, Orlando, Florida

Surprised that the Happiest Place on Earth is also the Devil's Playground? Hop on It's A Small World. After your 10th turn on the ride, time will cease to exist and you will be plunged straight into the depths of Hell.

Sea World, San Diego, California

Just consider this the killer whales' revenge. During the seals' show when they start to clap their flippers, if you say the Lord's Prayer backwards the pool will transform into a vortex and pull everyone nearby into Hell.

Big Ben Clock Tower, London, England

Lucifer himself christened it the "Big Clock that Sends You Straight to Hell." When the clock strikes 11:34 p.m. (HELL backwards on a calculator), you will be swept off to Hades by a flying demon.

Daytona Beach Boardwalk, Florida

Named the armpit of America by Dame Judi Dench, Daytona Beach features a plethora of shady places where you can shoot up. Take a ride on the Slingshot to be catapulted into the sky at 100 miles per hour, where a tear in the atmosphere will appear and you'll be flung into the underworld.


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