HOROSCOPES FOR THE OVERPRIVILEGED AND UNDER-READ

The sign of o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶a̶v̶i̶o̶r̶  our founder, Diedre, is Taurus. What’s your sign? You can figure it out by knowing your birth date, dipshit.