Horoscopes for the Overprivileged and Under-Read: November 8 - 14
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) When we said paint the town red, we didn't mean murder everyone, you freak. Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) Your trip...
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HOROSCOPES FOR THE OVERPRIVILEGED AND UNDER-READ
The sign of o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶a̶v̶i̶o̶r̶ our founder, Diedre, is Taurus. What’s your sign? You can figure it out by knowing your birth date, dipshit.
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