Woman that Says, “I Can’t Help It. I’m a Taurus” Actually Just Huge Bitch
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Embrace Your Inner Badass by Becoming a War Criminal!
My Child is a Blessing and You are Garbage
Instead of Candy, I’m Giving Out Advice This Year!
How I Learned to Love My Overweight Size 2 Body
I Tripped on Acid and Realized I Should Be Nicer to Poor People... So I'm Never Doing That Again
It’s So Simple! Become Rich and Famous by Being Related to Someone Rich and Famous!
Brave! This woman is 42.
Girl Who Thinks She’s Doing Porn Actually Just Joined Roller Derby Team
Labor Day Ideas for Poor People Who Must Continue to Labor. You Better Get My Drink Order Right!
Why Buy More than One Diva Cup When You Can Just Share with Your Friends?
Pumpkin Spice? More like Pumpkin Too Spicy! Why I Only Drink Tepid Water
How to Talk Sense into Conspiracy Theorists When You Believe in Detox Cleanses
Diedre's Take: Bathing My Kids in Mud to Be the Latest Dirty Celeb Family
How To Hide The Fact You Have A Really Ugly Cousin
Celebrating Independence Day by Disappearing from My Family
The Bottom Line: I May Be Offended By Something, But That Doesn’t Mean I Need To Understand It
I'm Not Like Other Girls, I'm A Dog with Sunglasses
Showing Your Face At Zumba Even Though Your Kid Doesn’t Have A Gluten Intolerance
I Sleep With Girls but Only in the Month of June to Show My #Pride
Sex, Drugs & Barrel Rolls: The Life of a Coke-Addicted Professional Mermaid
Trending: Why I Live My Life Vitamin-Free
Who Needs Feminism When You’ve Got A Boyfriend?
Why Being a Stay-at-Home Mom Makes Me Better than You
If it’s Not Plant-based, I’m Not Eating it! And Other Things I Say No One Asked to Hear
Books I'm too Rich to Understand
Gardening for Sociopaths: Plants Don't Have Feelings You Have to Consider!
How to Choose the Most Obscure Conversation Topics to Make Your Friends Feel Like Idiots
2nd Grader’s Class Drawing About Sharing Accidentally Spread Nationwide as Communist Propaganda
Have Trouble Sleeping? I Fall Asleep So Easily!
More Dream Interpretations By Baeli, Dream Scientist
Our Thoughts on Male Privilege Day
Mansplaining: It’s Foolproof And Gets Things Done!
Reduce Your Carbon Footprint by Becoming a Ghost
How To Talk To Fat People
Great Gatsby-Themed Wedding Has Glitz, Glam, Vehicular Manslaughter
Woman's Font Fetish Getting in the Way of a Normal Life
Ways to Avoid Eye Contact with Homeless People and Not Look Like the Huge Bitch You Are
Happiness Tips from People With a Crap Ton of Money
Eating for Five: Diet for Feeding My Multiple Personalities
What I Shit in a Day
“I’m Not Going To Sleep,” Says Girl About To Go To Sleep
Ways to Direct the Hate you Feel Towards Your Ex Towards Your New Neighbors
Could you Poor Nerds Stop Buying GameStop Stock Already? I'm Losing my Fifth Home!
I Tried Minimalism and Now I Need to Borrow Your Toothbrush
Why I Substituted the Journaling Part in Bullet Journaling for Shooting
Suburban Housewife Debunks Urban Legend Among Peers: You Actually Can Be Held Accountable For Action