Woman that Says, “I Can’t Help It. I’m a Taurus” Actually Just Huge Bitch
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Exclusive! This Woman is Offended.


Embrace Your Inner Badass by Becoming a War Criminal!


My Child is a Blessing and You are Garbage


Instead of Candy, I’m Giving Out Advice This Year!


How I Learned to Love My Overweight Size 2 Body


I Tripped on Acid and Realized I Should Be Nicer to Poor People... So I'm Never Doing That Again


It’s So Simple! Become Rich and Famous by Being Related to Someone Rich and Famous!


Brave! This woman is 42.


Girl Who Thinks She’s Doing Porn Actually Just Joined Roller Derby Team


Labor Day Ideas for Poor People Who Must Continue to Labor. You Better Get My Drink Order Right!


Why Buy More than One Diva Cup When You Can Just Share with Your Friends?


Pumpkin Spice? More like Pumpkin Too Spicy! Why I Only Drink Tepid Water


How to Talk Sense into Conspiracy Theorists When You Believe in Detox Cleanses


Diedre's Take: Bathing My Kids in Mud to Be the Latest Dirty Celeb Family


How To Hide The Fact You Have A Really Ugly Cousin


Celebrating Independence Day by Disappearing from My Family


The Bottom Line: I May Be Offended By Something, But That Doesn’t Mean I Need To Understand It


I'm Not Like Other Girls, I'm A Dog with Sunglasses


Showing Your Face At Zumba Even Though Your Kid Doesn’t Have A Gluten Intolerance


I Sleep With Girls but Only in the Month of June to Show My #Pride


Sex, Drugs & Barrel Rolls: The Life of a Coke-Addicted Professional Mermaid


Trending: Why I Live My Life Vitamin-Free


Who Needs Feminism When You’ve Got A Boyfriend?


Why Being a Stay-at-Home Mom Makes Me Better than You


If it’s Not Plant-based, I’m Not Eating it! And Other Things I Say No One Asked to Hear


Books I'm too Rich to Understand


Gardening for Sociopaths: Plants Don't Have Feelings You Have to Consider!


How to Choose the Most Obscure Conversation Topics to Make Your Friends Feel Like Idiots


2nd Grader’s Class Drawing About Sharing Accidentally Spread Nationwide as Communist Propaganda


Have Trouble Sleeping? I Fall Asleep So Easily!


More Dream Interpretations By Baeli, Dream Scientist


Our Thoughts on Male Privilege Day


Mansplaining: It’s Foolproof And Gets Things Done!


Reduce Your Carbon Footprint by Becoming a Ghost


How To Talk To Fat People


Great Gatsby-Themed Wedding Has Glitz, Glam, Vehicular Manslaughter


Woman's Font Fetish Getting in the Way of a Normal Life


Ways to Avoid Eye Contact with Homeless People and Not Look Like the Huge Bitch You Are


Happiness Tips from People With a Crap Ton of Money


Eating for Five: Diet for Feeding My Multiple Personalities


What I Shit in a Day


“I’m Not Going To Sleep,” Says Girl About To Go To Sleep


Ways to Direct the Hate you Feel Towards Your Ex Towards Your New Neighbors


Could you Poor Nerds Stop Buying GameStop Stock Already? I'm Losing my Fifth Home!


I Tried Minimalism and Now I Need to Borrow Your Toothbrush


Why I Substituted the Journaling Part in Bullet Journaling for Shooting


Suburban Housewife Debunks Urban Legend Among Peers: You Actually Can Be Held Accountable For Action