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Venting? Here, Let Me Give You Some Advice You Didn’t Ask For

I feel so special and privileged when my girlfriend comes to me after she’s had a rotten day at work. It’s so wonderful how she can vent...

Man Finds it Such a Shame That Actual Soulmate Not Hotter

Just as all great love stories start, we met on an app. She knew all the lines from my favorite movie, shared my interest in music,...

Introducing TonyKoin: It's Not MLM if It's Crypto

Crypto is trash. Yeah, I said it. The days of being able to run your video card all day and make mad bank are gone. Now you need a...

Spitting on the Sidewalk: Why it’s Important and Other Man Wisdom

What most people don’t realize is to get anywhere in life you have to assert your dominance over almost any situation you’re in. Spitting...

Men are from Mars, Women are from Hell

It's just a fact. Women are evil, dude. It's like it sayz in the Bibble. Eve was a total smoking hot babe and just walked around naked...

Yes, Homo Bro: I Love Having Sex With My Dudes!

There’s nothing better than cracking open a cold one with with my best bro and playing some Call of Duty right before having a hardcore...

How To Organize Your Unsolicited Dick Pics: A Guide

Picture it...you're showing your granny the photos you took of your car, (you just got some new LED lights for the undercarriage...it...

4 Flat Brimmed Caps to Let Others Know You Don’t Pay the Rent

Curved brim caps just aren’t your style. They get in your eyes and they just don’t communicate enough how little you contribute to the...

5 Tips for Men on Dating Apps: #1 Take a Selfie in Your Car

I've been at the dating app scene for a while now and I can tell you you're definitely doing it wrong if you aren't doing the five things...

Declaring Yourself Non-Monogamous When You Can’t Get Even One Person To Sleep With You

Dating Linda was like a dream. She was sexy, smart, a great dancer with a fantastic sense of humor. We got along so well and even...