Ask Baeli: Why can't I get a rich boyfriend? Is it because I'm not attracted to men?
Dear Baeli, I have been a lesbian my whole life. I was on the middle school basketball team. I wore windbreakers. I watched Charmed. I...
Hi there!
My name's Baeli. I am 25-years-old and know a lot more about life than you do.
I grew up in a commune in the Hamptons and learned the art of the hula hoop when I was 19. I work for The Glowt as an advice columnist because it helps to fund my drug habit. I will help you get through the horrors of your life by putting down your world view and the way you do your hair.
And honestly, stop wearing that perfume.
Ask me anything! I'm here for you, girl.