Dear God,

Help Me Baeli!

Hi there!

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My name's Baeli. I am 25-years-old and know a lot more about life than you do. 

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I grew up in a commune in the Hamptons and learned the art of the hula hoop when I was 19. I  work for The Glowt as an advice columnist because it helps to fund my drug habit. I will help you get through the horrors of your life by putting down your world view and the way you do your hair. 

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And honestly, stop wearing that perfume.

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Ask me anything! I'm here for you, girl.