Why didn't you listen to us when we told you to start our 3 day diet cleanse to rid yourself of the will to live? Now you're stuck with a tub for a body but hey, you still have to go to the pool party at your in-laws'. We'll help you cover your lard ass with these four swimsuit styles.
One-Piece with a T-Shirt Over It
Ah, the old trusty t-shirt over a one-piece. We know you can pull this one off, right? You've done it since you were a child.
A big black garbage bag covers all the rolls. We do not recommend sun-bathing in it though. Will get very hot.
This is a great idea for women who are also ugly. It covers every inch of you but your eyes, and you can cover those up with sunglasses.
This style is just sit your fat ass down and watch all the fit people swim instead. Use those sunglasses to hide your tears.
Maybe next year you'll listen to us when we tell you to get in shape. God, we're so disappointed in you.