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Woman Becomes Serial Killer to Land Netflix Murder Documentary Deal


It’s so hard to find a good job these days, but Brynndah Lambert is taking some initiative with her career goals. “I’ve been watching these true crime docs for so long, I’ve run out of them! So, it’s time to take matters into my own hands. And get a sweet filming deal out of it,” Lambert states.


Lambert hopes to start off small, picking off hobos that live under the bridge for beginners, and then building up to taking out a whole sorority house. “I just need to work on my name and murdering outfits, oh, and finalize the Netflix deal too.”


The Glowt has notified the local authorities but apparently “Brynndah the Ripper” is still at large.