Exclusive! This Woman is Offended.
The Glowt will always be here to bring you the most informative information out there! We keep you up to date on all the important trends...
Loosely Cited Wellness
Embrace Your Inner Badass by Becoming a War Criminal!
Not since the Geneva Conventions have war crimes been this lit! And guess what? You are one tough bitch who doesn't let people fuck...
My Child is a Blessing and You are Garbage
Ever since I had my third little angel, it’s as if people have been treating me differently everywhere I go, and I just want all of them...
Instead of Candy, I’m Giving Out Advice This Year!
As a full-time, stay-at-home dog mom, life can get pretty hectic. Especially around this time of year, when all of these kids that are...
How I Learned to Love My Overweight Size 2 Body
I wish I could tell you I've always been proud of my body. That I felt good in clothes. But being overweight sucks. I can't tell you how...
I Tripped on Acid and Realized I Should Be Nicer to Poor People... So I'm Never Doing That Again
It was an amazing experience. At first. I saw colors so brilliant I thought I might cry. I could hear the universe buzzing around me. And...
It’s So Simple! Become Rich and Famous by Being Related to Someone Rich and Famous!
Fame and fortune has never been so easy to achieve. you basically don’t have to do anything but exist! How do you reach this level of...
Brave! This woman is 42.
It really takes a special kind of woman that can reach such an advanced age, and today, that’s you! You’ll be able to share your aged...
Girl Who Thinks She’s Doing Porn Actually Just Joined Roller Derby Team
Daiseigh Morris couldn’t believe her luck when she got a call back to audition for “An all-girl group. Must be able to do own makeup,...
Labor Day Ideas for Poor People Who Must Continue to Labor. You Better Get My Drink Order Right!
We rich people are incredibly grateful to all the poverty-stricken sad sacks who must toil and slave their days away endlessly helping us...
Why Buy More than One Diva Cup When You Can Just Share with Your Friends?
I can’t tell you how happy I was to finally stop spending all my money on tampons and pads. I felt like I was buying them every month!...
Pumpkin Spice? More like Pumpkin Too Spicy! Why I Only Drink Tepid Water
Now that fall is right around the corner, it’s time to get ready for all of the harvest-inspired headaches and the demon sex cult holiday...
How to Talk Sense into Conspiracy Theorists When You Believe in Detox Cleanses
The world is a crazy place. There are so many uncertainties, from the coronavirus to climate change to our political systems. This leads...
Diedre's Take: Bathing My Kids in Mud to Be the Latest Dirty Celeb Family
You've all probably heard by now of the latest trend in celebrity culture: not bathing. Celebs like Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, Dax...
How To Hide The Fact You Have A Really Ugly Cousin
That annual family reunion is coming up, and you want Greg to meet your grandma and cool aunt and stuff, but what if she is there? Here...
Celebrating Independence Day by Disappearing from My Family
Every year I make a commitment to celebrate Independence Day by reclaiming my own independence from my obnoxious children and bumbling...
The Bottom Line: I May Be Offended By Something, But That Doesn’t Mean I Need To Understand It
I live a pretty simple life. I’m a loving wife and mother, and just trying to make the world a better place for my kids. I want them to...
I'm Not Like Other Girls, I'm A Dog with Sunglasses
I’m not like other girls. I don’t wear makeup. I wear sunglasses my owner puts on me for Instagram. I don’t wear dresses. I would look...