Woman that Says, “I Can’t Help It. I’m a Taurus” Actually Just Huge Bitch




Exclusive! This Woman is Offended.


Embrace Your Inner Badass by Becoming a War Criminal!


My Child is a Blessing and You are Garbage


Instead of Candy, I’m Giving Out Advice This Year!


How I Learned to Love My Overweight Size 2 Body


I Tripped on Acid and Realized I Should Be Nicer to Poor People... So I'm Never Doing That Again


It’s So Simple! Become Rich and Famous by Being Related to Someone Rich and Famous!


Brave! This woman is 42.


Girl Who Thinks She’s Doing Porn Actually Just Joined Roller Derby Team


Labor Day Ideas for Poor People Who Must Continue to Labor. You Better Get My Drink Order Right!


Why Buy More than One Diva Cup When You Can Just Share with Your Friends?


Pumpkin Spice? More like Pumpkin Too Spicy! Why I Only Drink Tepid Water


How to Talk Sense into Conspiracy Theorists When You Believe in Detox Cleanses


Diedre's Take: Bathing My Kids in Mud to Be the Latest Dirty Celeb Family


How To Hide The Fact You Have A Really Ugly Cousin


Celebrating Independence Day by Disappearing from My Family


The Bottom Line: I May Be Offended By Something, But That Doesn’t Mean I Need To Understand It