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I Voted for Trump Because My Aura Is Red

Sure, Trump is Republican. Sure, he grabs women by the pussies. Sure, he may set in motion the end of the world.

But if I were to vote for Biden, I wouldn't be true to my spirit, which is red.

So before you judge me for voting for Trump, just think about that. Sometimes you make decisions for reasons other than common sense. Sometimes you make them based on your spiritual instinct that you radiate the color red.

And I've made peace with that.


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