I'm a miserable mess and that's not okay.
How many times do I have to say I'll start Monday?
I need that dollar more than the homeless person does.
Guys are not interested in me. They're just trying to sell me magazine subscriptions.
My chakras are off which means I need to spend more money on crystals.
No amount of makeup is going to make me feel attractive today.
Shamalamadingdong.