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Seven Daily Affirmations We Spent Only Two Minutes Coming Up With


I'm a miserable mess and that's not okay.

How many times do I have to say I'll start Monday?

I need that dollar more than the homeless person does.

Guys are not interested in me. They're just trying to sell me magazine subscriptions.

My chakras are off which means I need to spend more money on crystals.

No amount of makeup is going to make me feel attractive today.

Shamalamadingdong.